Lincoln stood up to give us his confession. "Oh well guys, I got a job at 3Complex as a web designer" he said. It was quite clear that he didn't know what 3Complex was or who it was owned by. Gavin, Sihle and I were also in the dark with news related to Lincoln's employment because we didn't deal with any of that. "Wow, so you're going to be working for gay people?" said KG. Lincoln was a bit startled by the discovery. KG then went on to tell him that 3Complex was managed by the three gays in the room. Lincoln was shocked by this, including some of the housemates. Gavin was really not taking kindly to KG's attitude towards Lincoln working for "gays". "KG, darling, when you decide to come out of the closet, know that we have a managerial position waiting ESPECIALLY for you" Gavin said. Before we knew it, KG and Gavin were at each other's throats. Lerato asked KG if he was gay in front of everyone. This coming from your girlfriend obviously had to hurt one's ego. "But I love the gays!" she added. That house had a lot of interesting characters.
When that drama had died down a little, KG decided to stand up and give us his confession. I was so nervous. I didn't know what he would say but I was secretly hoping that I'd have nothing to do with it especially because Menzi was around. KG knew I was uncomfortable with him standing in front of us and he looked at me to ensure that I was pissing my pants. All this for him was exciting. "I don't have a confession guys, let's drink to that!" he said. The boys were rowdy but they had to just let it go because they couldn't force him to confess. I was relieved even though I knew that KG wouldn't say anything that would blow his cover.
It was my turn to confess. I had nothing to say obviously. The guys had met Menzi and I really didn't think there was anything that was newsworthy enough to be brought out. I snubbed my turn and passed it on to Gavin who wasn't a part of our tradition. The boys were okay with it. "Oh well, thanks for allowing me this great opportunity to let you know what has been going on in my mind. Let's just say I'm going to confess what I've been thinking. I think KG is a flaming faggot! Sorry Lerato…" Gavin said with a smile. The funniest thing about what Gavin said is that no one felt the need to contest it. The night obviously had to end there because people started dispersing to avoid having to be asked for their opinions. Lerato and Gavin had their mini catfight before KG intervened and became Gavin's second opponent that night. "You just want me dude, and you'll never get me" KG said to Gavin. "Oh shut up Sophie, go to bed with your girlfriend and meditate on getting erect!" replied Gavin. I took Menzi and we went to our bedroom. Whatever was brewing between Gavin and KG was a too hard for me to handle. Gavin and catfights though…
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